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Here are some CHITE MAS.



MAMA: Child, you're playing?
CHILD: With what I get the eggs.
(Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaffff!)
[osease, hostiazo father from mother to child]
MAMA: Do not want you to say these things, dammit!
Child: [crying] Well, I do not give away more Kinder-Surprise


Louie's mother:
- Louie, to see if you're good, because every time you make a prank
I get a cane.

- Jo, because then your small you had to be tremendous, because
fijate as is the grandmother ...


Louie at school:
-Prof, do not I have my pencil.
"No, Louie, is not it, hear:
I have no
You do not have pencil pencil pencil
He has no
We have no
You have no pencil pencil pencil
They have
" Well, what the heck has happened to the pencils?


This is Louie, he will ask the multiplication table, so he decides to do
and cosersela a chop to the neck of the shirt. Total
coming to class and the teacher asks:
- Now, Louie, tell me the table of seven.
(looking at the collar of his shirt with some dissimulation)
- Yes, Miss ... a seven is seven ... Both are seven
fourteen ... is one hundred percent cotton ...



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