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Here are some CHITE MAS.



MAMA: Child, you're playing?
CHILD: With what I get the eggs.
(Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaffff!)
[osease, hostiazo father from mother to child]
MAMA: Do not want you to say these things, dammit!
Child: [crying] Well, I do not give away more Kinder-Surprise


Louie's mother:
- Louie, to see if you're good, because every time you make a prank
I get a cane.

- Jo, because then your small you had to be tremendous, because
fijate as is the grandmother ...


Louie at school:
-Prof, do not I have my pencil.
"No, Louie, is not it, hear:
I have no
You do not have pencil pencil pencil
He has no
We have no
You have no pencil pencil pencil
They have
" Well, what the heck has happened to the pencils?


This is Louie, he will ask the multiplication table, so he decides to do
and cosersela a chop to the neck of the shirt. Total
coming to class and the teacher asks:
- Now, Louie, tell me the table of seven.
(looking at the collar of his shirt with some dissimulation)
- Yes, Miss ... a seven is seven ... Both are seven
fourteen ... is one hundred percent cotton ...



A Muak BESITOS ....

SARA ..

Read Bleach Doujinshis

Chile going for you. DREAM OF FREEDOM

huge deposit of gold, silver and other minerals have been found under glaciers.

to reach them is necessary to break and destroy the glaciers-something never conceived in the history of the world and make 2 huge holes, each as big as a mountain, one for extraction and
other for the wastes of the mine.

The project is called PASCUA LAMA. The company is called Barrick Gold. The operation is being planned by a multinational whose members is George Bush ...

The Chilean Government has approved the project to begin this year. The only reason it has not started yet is because the farmers have got a reprieve.

If they destroy the glaciers, not just destroy the source of especially pure water, permanently contaminate the 2 rivers so they will never again be fit for human and animal consumption due to the use of cyanide and sulfuric acid in the extraction of mineral .

Every last gram of gold will be sent to the multinational company abroad and no one will be left to the people whose land it .

They will only be left with the poisoned water and the resulting illnesses. The farmers have enough time fighting for their land, but could not make a TV appeal by a ban from the Ministry of Interior.

His only hope to stop this project is to get help from international justice .

The world must know what is going on in Chile ... The place to start changing the world is our place.

No to Pascua Lama open mine in the Andes on the border between Chile
Argentina.

ask the Chilean Government not to authorize the Pascua Lama project to protect all 2 glaciers, the purity of water in the valleys of San Félix and El Transito, the quality of arable land in the Region

Atacama and quality of life of people affected in the region.

Source. several, Andrea Chirinos and all for the planet.

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Some tales of glory strong.




"Pelin AND YOUR FRIEND QUEUE"


Pelin:
- Coleta,

I bet a racket that no one can eat Fasting
two cookies.

Collection:
- You're crazy, face
focus!
yes!

that fasting can eat two cookies and two olives

fasting. Pelin

:
- I've won Coleta,
give me the paddle. Now
solucionera solution:
only fasting
you eat in the first.



"THE HEN


The hen,
in the house, tell your friend

" How much I love you.

blonde hen
cry then
now sings: "Here I wait
...

"Here I wait,
laying an egg"

gave me cough and dropped two.

I thought my mistress,
how poor it is!
I was little pain ...
and got three!


as late, I waited a while

laying eggs, and put
four!


My love I sell
Dona Luz.
I with rice!
what ingratitude!




"CAGED BIRD"


'm a canary yellow and again, when I curl

look like an egg yolk.
Pio, pio, pio
I have never hungry, I have never
cold.

In my forgetfulness, I forgot
birdseed.

I love john nugget and migitas
because I get bread. I love

Pepilla
because I bring a sandwich and
mebrillo
of lettuce with rocket
.
smacking me,
am the master. I love

Marujita
because it brings chilly water.
in my cup.

Children
to give me bacon rind.
And I give my trill.
Pio, pio, pio.

Live happy, "said the canary
my wire prison. I have never
cold. I have never
hunger.

Children do not know why I was being held.
not know if I
opened the cage door,
me stay with them.


I hope you like a kiss muak!

Sara ..

Author: Gloria Fuertes.